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Humorous spam

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#1

I just got a spam email that was written in such bad English it made me laugh. Here’s what it said:

“Hello dear,
How are you today? I hope all is well with you I am the joy, by name, a young girl looking for a great pleasure to contact you in touch with you please, I have the desire with me so we can get to know each your best and see what happened in future.I will give me his details mohair friend joy.”

#2

So Ray? How’s this new relationship working out?

#3

Looks like someone using a direct Babelfish translation without any clue about the English language, niether its structure or pronounciation. I remember getting some pretty funny passages using the Babelfish to translate documents when EPL did the Big Hindenburg LOL

#4

So, did you send her any money? :lol:

#5

Actually it’s probably a him!

#6

It’s not just spam. Check out the label on my drill press. I chuckle every time I use it.

(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i231/paintjockey/drilllabel.jpg)

Terry

#7

I’m still trying to figure out how to “cheek the carbon brush”

#8

Victor Smith said:
Looks like someone using a direct Babelfish translation without any clue about the English language, niether its structure or pronounciation. I remember getting some pretty funny passages using the Babelfish to translate documents when EPL did the Big Hindenburg LOL

Yes, them where the days when Babelfish and Google “supposedly translated better” than I ever will.

(http:///F-PIX/TiC.jpg)

:slight_smile: :smiley: :lol:

#9
Terry Burr said:
I'm still trying to figure out how to "cheek the carbon brush"
You don't want to know. It will hurt.
#10

Hans-Joerg Mueller said:

Victor Smith said:
Looks like someone using a direct Babelfish translation without any clue about the English language, niether its structure or pronounciation. I remember getting some pretty funny passages using the Babelfish to translate documents when EPL did the Big Hindenburg LOL

Yes, them where the days when Babelfish and Google “supposedly translated better” than I ever will.

(http:///F-PIX/TiC.jpg)

:slight_smile: :smiley: :lol:

That’s where the term “Ventilators” began, isn’t it?

#11

Yes, prior to that we had only the RedBoxBrigade very busy riding to the rescue. :wink: :slight_smile:

It would have been interesting to find out how Deutsche Bank and Goldman Sachs reacted; there are a few choice German terms that come to mind. :lol:

#12

Hay I got the same e-mail. this lady gets around I guess.

#13
Ric Golding said:
So Ray? How's this new relationship working out?
Not too good. I did not have the desire with me for a mohair friend. ;)
#14
Ray Dunakin said:
Ric Golding said:
So Ray? How's this new relationship working out?
Not too good. I did not have the desire with me for a mohair friend. ;)
I'd say that was a good decision. ;-)
#15

Maybe I could introduce your friend to my fuzzy chairs of a few threads ago.