The best part about the job of Santa is that you know where all of the naughty girls live. :lol:
HJ can I send Dog after you?
Paul,
We already have two Huskies, all the dogs in the neighbourhood know me and trust me - amazing what dog cookies will do!
And we also have a cat, his name is “Machiavelli”. 
Note: he came with that name, I’m not guilty. 
I did not draw that chart.
I did ton draw taht chart.
I did not ward that trach.
Chart that draw not did I.
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
Made a pact with santa.
tac
…or the dyslexic Roman Senator.
Went to the Forum wearing a goat.
tac
…or the dyslexic agnsotic insomniac.
He lay awake all night wondering if there really was a dog…
tac
There’s a new excuse
I was tempted by Santa…:lol:
Victor Smith said:
There's a new excuseI was tempted by Santa…:lol:
You mean Santa made you do it? :lol:
When in the dark turn on the lights.
Someone care to turn on the light for me please?
I know who Santa is alleged to be, but who is the dog, and why would he want me to do something?
Good Lord.
Here we have the original model from down-under for dyslexia, and he does not understand the dyslexic representation of “doG”.
Good Lord indeed.
I guess you need to be a God botherer to understand any humour about the subject.
Or, publish photos of yourself wearing horns.
Just goes to show how little I really do know.
TonyWalsham said:
Good Lord indeed.I guess you need to be a God botherer to understand any humour about the subject.
Hey Tony,
Overnight I heard that bit about the atheists being refused the public advertising space.
“Atheism - because there is no credible evidence”, “Celebrate reason” and “Sleep in on Sunday mornings” wasn’t to the blokes liking. Oh my! Must have been too much of a jolt for some brains, eh? Get them thinking? Can’t have that!
TonyWalsham said:"Dyslexia is a black art"
Just goes to show how little I really do know.
TonyWalsham said:I think that I will stay out of this Theological discussion. :lol:
Just goes to show how little I really do know.
Curmudgeon said:Hey Dave. I thought that was obfuscation.TonyWalsham said:"Dyslexia is a black art"
Just goes to show how little I really do know.
Hans-Joerg Mueller said:TonyWalsham said:
Good Lord indeed.I guess you need to be a God botherer to understand any humour about the subject.
Hey Tony,Overnight I heard that bit about the atheists being refused the public advertising space.
“Atheism - because there is no credible evidence”, “Celebrate reason” and “Sleep in on Sunday mornings” wasn’t to the blokes liking. Oh my! Must have been too much of a jolt for some brains, eh? Get them thinking? Can’t have that!
HJ.
Don’t misunderstand me.
I am not an Atheist, nor am I an Agnostic.
I simply don’t think religion (of any persuasion) is relevant to me living a good, honest, and loving life.
Others may find the need to embrace a mythology to get through life. I don’t.