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Gnarly stuff for Royalty

Shut up, fosho the Queen she be bustin a bleezie jammin to her new crunks on her fly new ipod from da prez. Not impressin with whips or bling. “Facheezie on the reezie”

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You like me Vic, I can feel it.

I think I missed something here…Is Jug-ear’s mother playing with a new communication device, or is this some new hormone that she is taking, to help her outlive her son…!!! ???

Fred Mills said:
I think I missed something here.......Is Jug-ear's mother playing with a new communication device, or is this some new hormone that she is taking, to help her outlive her son....!!! ???
No it's the less than impressive gifts the USA has been giving to British dignitaries as of late. Childish and almost insulting in my opinion.

Quite so , David , quite so .
The blighters are just colonial upstarts

Harrumph ,

Colonel Morgan , Loyal to The Queen , but not the queens

Mike Morgan said:
Quite so , David , quite so . The blighters are just colonial upstarts

Harrumph ,

Colonel Morgan , Loyal to The Queen , but not the queens


Easy there Mike, I may have discovered I am a descendant of an 18th century Torry, a baker from Boston. Cherrio!

They are the blighters that threw my ancestors’ tea in the harbour .
Harrrumph , better not brag too much about your antecedants , my old feller , we won’t offer you tea if you come over here . Except sea flavoured . Humphhumphhumph !

Colonel Morgan , Hist extraord , BF , SOB .

ps , He can’t have been a baker , all the bread had to be imported from Olde Englande , by order King thingy the third . Or the turd , can’t remember . Just had a noggin or two of Port .

The news wire reports covered this very well. The gift was in response to a request by Her Majesty expressing her desires for exactly that–an iPod. In other words, she asked for it, so they brought her one. (I believe the iPod was loaded with video clips and photos of their previous meeting, so it was as much or more the content as the viewer that was the gift.)

Think back to all those times you got underwear and ugly sweaters for Christmas instead of the Red Rider BB gun you asked for, and recall your disappointment. Why not get her something she wants? How many ceremonial swords or crystal bowls does the Queen need? You know she rocks out to the Stones when no one’s looking! :wink:

I’ll leave it at that, because this is teetering dangerously close to political.

Later,

K

Not really political , Kevin .
It’s a joke between old friends, UK and USA .

Mike M

Er , wossan IPOD ?

There was on my local PBS station a show from England where they tracked down descendants of the illegitamate children of British royals and presented them with ancestory charts, some going back to the 13th century, deliniating their heritage, and presenting them this chart which was labeled “Right Royal Bastard” . The funniest part was when talking to a geniologist who said that giving the promiscuity of 1000’s of Royals and Nobels over the centuries its almost impossible for those of British decendancy NOT to have some form of royal bastardry in their background, so all of us from those merry islands can all be considered “Right Royal Bastards” :lol:

Vic;

  We don't see you on the chat much any more....you are missed.....the "Smith Brothers" are not quite the same, missing one...

  As far as the "Royal Bastards"....being a "Fat" person; there is a reasonable French whine (A Shiraz) called "Fat Bastard"....all we need is to rename it "Royal Fat Bastard" and then my possible "Bastardly linage, has a whine of it's own  !!!!!

Thank you Victor! A completely new perspective! :lol: :lol: :lol:

They even invented a new prefix for the surnames — “Fitz” , thus Fitzwilliam , the illegitimate son of William ; Fitzroy, illegitimate son of Roy ; Fitznicely , said the actress to the bishop .

Hang around this forum , you will learn a lot .

Mike M

Kevin Strong said:
....the Red Rider BB gun you asked for, and recall your disappointment. Why not get her something she wants? How many ceremonial swords or crystal bowls does the Queen need? K
Funny, when I was talking to Her Majesty about shooting on one occasion, she asked me if I still had my Red Ryder BB gun with the little tassle on the stock...I bet SHE would have liked one!

Great shot, Her Majesty be’s.

tac
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