Large Scale Central

Fuzzy Logic applied further

Fryer,

Wouldn’t the unused rooms of the “slightly off white house” be used to house the rest of his family?

(I shouldn’t have said that, God I apologize for those thoughts)

Fred Mills said:
I still like my idea of a Mexican born, already trained (Notice the railroad content), slightly used, but less expensive, President of the United States of America. .... Oh, if a Mexican President isn't your cup of carrot juice, we could provide you with a slightly used Prime Minister (Retired) that can't be understood in either of our official languages, along with one of his ex ministers, who just lost the election. Both are born and raised in the Provice of Quebec and would fit nicely as President and VP......!!!!
Since the constitution states that to be pres you have to be a born a citizen, to get any of those in office would require we annex either Mexico or Canada (or at least Quebec). Canadian beer being taxed as domestic would be a great improvement, but what would we gain that anyone would really WANT with Mexico? More pool boys and fruit pickers?...K, except then we' might have to actually PAY them.

Yes I’m still being absurd, keep your pants on.

Addendum, upon further thought, since the Canadians probably don’t WANT us, especially if we start mucking with their health care… Then maybe we should annex Austria so that the “Gubernator” could run. As a bonus we’d get some really cool museums and a fine boy’s choir.