Large Scale Central

Funny!

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the
church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, “Good morning Alex.”

“Good morning Pastor,” he replied, still focused on the plaque. “Pastor, what is this?”
The pastor said, “Well son, it’s a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.”

Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex’s voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked, “Which service, the 8:30 or 10:45?”

I can relate!

Naw, little Alex the services won’t kill you, sometimes those long dry windy boring sermons might make you WISH you were dead though…

“That won’t kill you, it will only make you wish it had.”

What doesn’t kill me only makes me stronger!

Mik said:
...sometimes those long dry windy boring sermons might make you WISH you were dead though...
Naw, I just sleep through them ...
Chris Vernell said:
Mik said:
...sometimes those long dry windy boring sermons might make you WISH you were dead though...
Naw, I just sleep through them ...
Sheesh Chris, you stay in bed for that! :P :lol:
Hans-Joerg Mueller said:
Chris Vernell said:
Mik said:
...sometimes those long dry windy boring sermons might make you WISH you were dead though...
Naw, I just sleep through them ...
Sheesh Chris, you stay in bed for that! :P :lol:
Nope, She Who insists I must be in the pew ...