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Experience Counts!

The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican candidate McCain nor the Democratic candidate Obama had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.

Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the winner. After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota . There were to be no observers present. Both men were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties.

At the end of the first day, John McCain returned to the starting line and he had ten fish. Soon, Barack Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just having a bad day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day.

At the end of the 2nd day John McCain came in with 20 fish and Obama came in again with none. That evening, Harry Reid got together secretly with Obama and said, “Barack, I think John McCain is a low-life, cheatin’ son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don’t even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is cheating.”

The next night, John McCain returns with 50 fish. Harry said to Obama, “Well, tell me, how is John McCain cheating?”

Obama replied, “Harry, you’re not going to believe this, but he’s cutting holes in the ice.”

Experience Counts

I guess that story works both ways.

Yeah, first time I heard it the Pom didn’t know about cutting a hole in the ice…

Sorry Dave, yer few days late on this’n: :wink: :lol:
http://www.largescalecentral.com/LSCForums/viewtopic.php?id=9428

You cut holes in the ice?!?!?!?!?!?!? I didn’t know that! Don’t you fall through?

No, no, no… You guys all have it wrong. You don’t cut holes in the ice. Everyone knows that when you do that, the hole you cut stays floating and the rest of the lake sinks, taking you with it. You gotta pull that big black circle out of your pocket and slap it down on the surface. Then you can fish through it. When the other guy comes over, he just hits the black circle. Didn’t Saturday morning cartoons teach you anything??? :smiley:

Later,

K

“You’re voting for him?!?!?!? Don’t you realize that a week after the election all the banks will be closed and there’ll be soldiers marching in the streets?”

(In case you don’t get it, look at a calendar.)

And I will probably have to work! :stuck_out_tongue:

I’d never make a good Ice Fisherman, first time casting that stick of TNT down the ice whole just might upset the ice shack… slightly :open_mouth: :lol:

I just can’t imagine spending a perfectly good day on the ice with Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau. Now Sophia, that’s a different story!