We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where:
means a smile and
is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
Well, how about some “ASSICONS?”
Here goes:
(!) a regular ass
(!) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(*) a sore ass
{!} a swishy ass
(o) an ass that’s been around
(x) kiss my ass
(X) leave my ass alone
(zzz) a tired ass
(E=mc2) a smart ass
($) Money coming out of his ass
(?) Dumb Ass
