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#21

All VP’s are management and are not eligible to join the union.

Ric should know by now that all management staff, are provided with all sorts of benefits. Free bheer is always available tomorrow, for example. 
Every year all VP's are given a 100% increase in salary, on the IPP&W, and have been since 1981. It has always been part of our January 1st celebration.
#22
Fred Mills said:
All VP's are management and are not eligible to join the union. 
Ric should know by now that all management staff, are provided with all sots of benefits. Free bheer is always available tomorrow, for example. 
Every year all VP's are given a 100% increase in salary, on the IPP&W, and have been since 1981. It has always been part of our January 1st celebration.</blockquote>

Holy Mackerel, Fr. Fred … let me do the calculation, 1981 through 2007? OK the salary is up to $000000000000000000000000000 :wink: :slight_smile: That isn’t bad for a measly VP, I’d say! And they want to join the union? :lol: :lol: Now how are the perks and benefits? I guess they befit VPs, right?? :smiley: :wink: :smiley:

Are there openings for humble firemen? Perfect job for me, shovel a bit more fuel onto the inferno. :wink: :slight_smile: :wink: Have I got experience? You better believe it, I’ve been told to go to he** so many times, I had to learn how to shovel. :slight_smile:

#23

Yes, Hans;

The IPP&W has just put a new locomotive into service, so we will be requiring at least two more locomotive crews.

Sign up fast, by submitting your application to our head office.
#24

Ah…perhaps I should be VP of Beer! :wink:

#25
Fred Mills said:
Free bheer is always available tomorrow, for example.
The rule is jam tomorrow and jam yesterday -- but never jam today.

“But I don’t want to go among mad people,” said Alice. “Oh, you can’t help that,” said the cat. “We’re all mad here.”

#26
Hans-Joerg Mueller said:
Perfect job for me, shovel a bit more fuel onto the inferno.
H-J Mueller, world handbasket-sledding champeen and heir to C. Jones, late engineer

Need more coal there, fireman Sim,
Open that door and heave it in.
Give that shovel all you got
And we’ll reach Canton on the dot

#27

I hereby appoint myself to the open position that I just created of VP of shot shovelers. I’ll even bring my own shovel. I want perks and bennies, too.

I will also take care of all the shotty little jobs.

madwolf

#28

You’ll fit right in Steve. Up there they can all sling shot with the best of’em…:wink:

#29
Ken Brunt said:
You'll fit right in Steve. Up there they can all sling shot with the best of'em...........;)
That is all well and good, dear Kenneth, but shot slingers are a dime a dozen. What I am looking for are true shot shovelers, the best of the breed! :P

madwolf

#30

How far North are you guys looking ? We have them up here for a nickle a dozen.

#31
Fred Mills said:
How far North are you guys looking ? We have them up here for a nickle a dozen.
Have who, or what?
#32

Whatever you are looking for…we sell it…

#33
Steve Featherkile said:
Ken Brunt said:
You'll fit right in Steve. Up there they can all sling shot with the best of'em...........;)
That is all well and good, dear Kenneth, but shot slingers are a dime a dozen. What I am looking for are true shot shovelers, the best of the breed! :P

madwolf


Shouldn’t be too hard in Ottawa. After all it is the seat of Canadian Gov’t…:wink:

#34

ROTFLMAO!