A not-so-bright guy decides to start a business. He buys elephant meat, cuts it up and cans it to be sold as dog food. Things are going very well 'til one day an irrate customer shows up and demands to know what it is with the empty can he received. The not-so-bright guy, after a split-second hesitation, replies “Hmmmmm, sorry, that’s too bad. I guess you got the a…hole. Someone usually gets it.”
