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Broken Lawn Mower

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is usually the husband.

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

‘When you finish cutting the grass,’ I said, ‘you might as well sweep the driveway.’

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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How many years did you say you’ve been married?

I’m not even going to sho my wife this post outta fear that if she thinks that i think this is funny my knee caps will be broken like yours

My JD rider actually did break last year.
The walk behind old fashioned manual pushmower got old real fast, even though it’s a British made anteek.
Anyway, I solved the prollem by filling the back yard with dirt and rocks and putting some track down.

Now the front yard, that’s anudder story. Gotta keep those 2’ tall weeds green or I’ll get turned in to the county for a fire hazard.

jb