Mid summer and we are all preparing for the fall open house season. Here are my three simple rules for insuring a good time is had by all.
#1 Trains must be running.
This sounds like a no-brainer but it is often viewed as “lots of trains must be running to perfection”. Trying to achieve perfection for our public display adds a lot of stress and quickly leaches the fun out of the event for the host. Relax and accept that whether you have been working on your layout for many years or just a few months it is not finished last year and will not be finished this year. People are looking at your entire layout not just the train. They are going to enjoy the overall beauty and be unaware of your unfinished track-side industries or crab grass problem in the back corner. Remember that a GR is always a work in progress.
Do the basics and make sure the layout is clean. Pull the weeds, sweep the ballast, brush the dirt and debris from your buildings. Having things neat and orderly will contribute to the overall impression. It does not have to be fancy.
Check your trains and track the day before. They will run like a Rolex all day. Accept that they they will not do so the day of your open house. This is because the universe hates garden railroaders. All is not lost though. You can stick it to the universe by having a second or even third engine ready to go. It is also a good idea to have your sidings and stubs filled with rolling stock. This creates points of interest for your guests and lets you show off your collection or some special projects you have completed.
My first open house consisted of #5 (an 0-6-0) pulling five side dump ore cars around the mine loop. It was the first part of the layout I built and at the time had only 48 ft of track. Never the less it ran great for hours. The second year I had completed the mainline just one week before the open house date. I ran my first RC/Bat engine, #34, for all of three loops before it quit. I did not know it at the time but I had not snapped the wiring connector fully into place. After a few laps it worked out just enough to loose contact. Fortunately I had invited other club members to bring their engines and run them. Live steam and a painted lady from Placitas ruled the main while #5 once again circled the mine loop like a metronome. I still invite friends to run at my open-house as I find it fun to run trains with other people rather than for other people. I took a lot of ribbing for #34’s failing but I got my revenge a few years later when My buddy Bill Beck fitted it with titanium gears and shoehorned in a Pittman 24 volt motor. Most of the NMGR members are wise to the truth now but in the beginning I would respond to their statements: “That’s a Bachmann Connie, I didn’t know they could pull like that?” with “Oh you didn’t go spend your money on an Accucraft because of all the propaganda about broken gears and a tiny motor did you?” Hehhehhe…Boomer is evil and you are all here for my entertainment.
#2 Food.
Coming from a large Irish farm family I learned a long time ago that hospitality is more important than the event. My Grandfather had a sign in the den of his house that read. “Our house is so blessed that nobody leaves here hungry”. The only thing garden railroaders like more than trains, is food. If you have good food and plenty of it then it is impossible for your open house to fail. If you didn’t finish a project then visitors will be happy to hear about your plan and see what work you have accomplished. If the trains don’t run they will be happy to look at your garden. Even if you get rain, hail and lightening strikes, with a full tummy, your guests will still enjoy talking trains and other things.
I prefer BBQ. It is synonymous with summer and there are lots of ways to fix it to suit pretty much any taste. I usually do smoked chicken, pulled pork and brisket. Sometimes I do a few hot dogs and hamburgers for those that want something bland like N scalers and kids. Of course all the fixings are available: baked beans, coleslaw and potato salad. Each year I alternate between deviled eggs and cornbread. I don’t want to spend all day standing over the grill so I smoke the meats several months before and put them in the freezer. Everything else is bought ready made or grilled that morning. The day of the event the meats go in crock pots to keep them hot and the rest is put out at serving time. For fun I bought an iron triangle. We actually ring the dinner bell and call “Come and get it!!!” It’s just like a scene out of “City Slickers” but without horses…or cows…or weird alcoholic cattle punchers.
I have tried different ways of doing drinks. The easiest has been cans and bottles in a tub of ice. I usually let people bring their own alcohol as there are to many tastes to accommodate. This does lead to more than a few cans left sitting with only a sip or two gone so I have tired using the half size cans of soda. We still have partially drank cans left behind but less is wasted. Not sure it matters as they cost as much as the full size cans.
#3 Plan well to de-stress yourself.
If you are running yourself crazy then you will not have fun. If you do not have fun your guests will not have fun. A successful open-house really comes down to good planning, not how fancy the event is. Here are some things that I have learned the hard way.
Paper plates and plastic dinner ware. Yep another no-brainer. I will emphasis that I tried the cheapy paper plates and flimsy sporks. Food wound up on the floor, on the patio and on the guests. Sporks are suited for mashed potatoes at KFC not for hungry BBQ loving trainiacs. At a minimum buy the hard plastic forks and spoons and the sturdy paper plates and avoid the disasters.
Run your most reliable engine even if it is not the best looking. There is seldom time to deal with finicky locomotives so hedge your bets with old faithful and let that brass import 4-10-10-4 sit on the siding to be drooled over. Its all about the motion, even a humble 0-4-0 with three cars will look grand as it winds its way around the marigolds and past the hydrangea (or here in the southwest: the ragweed and cactus).
You are going to put a lot of effort into your event so make sure people will come. Send out a notice at least one month ahead of time and a reminder the week before. Include a good map with clear instructions on how to find your house. Not everybody has a smart phone or understands how to use google earth. Don’t let your guests show up angry and frustrated because they had trouble finding you. Make sure you include a start time and if you care, a stop time. My Irish heritage precludes me asking people to leave, fortunately I am willing to run trains and eat BBQ until the cows come home…and I don’t own any cows.
I am sure others have wisdom to impart so I encourage you all to chime in. At some point we need to discuss proper BBQ technique and potato salad recipes. For now here is wishing that your open house is a roaring success and I hope you all have the chance to come visit us here at the Cibola.