It sounds like you bought LGB flex track? Wow, 20’ sections, I had no idea. I imagine it ships with rails separate from the pack of ties? That’s how I received my TrainLi flex track.
Re re-bending: I agree with Rooster.
Re jumpers: I agree with Rooster, for soldered rail. You’ll have 10’ lengths, and you may or may not want to solder the joints together, or jumper them.
An alternative is a clamp method where the contact is guaranteed. I’ve never jumpered joints since I use the TrainLi rail clamp which has good contact area, non-oxidizing surfaces (SS clamps on Ni plated brass rail), and screws that slightly dig into the rail.
Re switch joiners, yeah, what Rooster (Roo for short?) and Korm said. Especially with rail power, you’ll be removing your switches once in a while to maintain them… For example, internal jumpering to frog and points, only accessible from the underside. Or tightening a screw to a frog or jumper tab.
Re clickity-clack… In addition to having been a top techie Google poobah, being an amazing modeler and model railroader, an up and coming popular author, and an all-round good guy, Jim could be a stand-up comedian if he felt like it. It was he who came up with “[name] will be here all week. Try the Veal,” which I stole, and then you. Isn’t this forum wonderful?!
So… I suspect that Jim had his tongue firmly inserted in his cheek on this one… But if not, yeah, it’s an intriguing idea!