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Being from the Sun Belt has its dis-advantages

The Fishing contest

The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the

Republican candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough

votes to win… There was much talk about ballot recounting,

court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition

seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The candidate

that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the

election.

Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing

contest between the two candidates to determine the winner.

After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that

the contest take place on a remote frozen lake in northern

Minnesota.

There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be

sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M.

with their catch for counting and verification by a team of

neutral parties.

At the end of the first day, Obama

returned to the starting line and he had ten fish.

Soon, John McCain returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he

was just having another ‘bad hair’ day or something and

hopefully, he would catch up the next day.

At the end of the 2nd day Obama came in with 20 fish and

McCain came in again with none.

That evening, Rick Davis got together secretly with John McCain and

said, ‘John, I think Obama is a low-life, cheatin’

son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don’t even

bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is

cheating.’

The next night (after Obama returns with 50 fish), Rick

said to John McCain, ‘Well, tell me, how is Obama. cheating?’

John McCain replied,

‘Rick, you’re not going to believe this, but he’s cutting holes in the ice!’

Yep, that one gets recirculated!

Obama may walk on water, but I bet he’s never set foot on a frozen lake.

Something about ice quakes. CRACK ! crack ! crack. RUMBLE ! rumble ! rumble.

Something about watching large holes being drilled in the floating platform you are standing on.

Something about watching water gush out of the holes as vehicles drive by, accompanied by ice quakes.

Joe Satnik