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Be careful how you pay a compliment

General Discussion
#1

A woman was standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’

The husband replied, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’

He never heard the pistol cock. . .

#2

Steve, around a woman it is best to say NOTHING!!!

Paul

#3

The last fight was my fault, my wife said “What’s on the TV?”

I said “Dust”

Red Skelton

#4
Victor Smith said:
The last fight was my fault, my wife said "What's on the TV?"

I said “Dust”

Red Skelton


And that was the best show on TV

#5

Yep - that one goes on the circulation list!