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An e-mail from Ireland

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#1

An email from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States…a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:

'We, in Ireland , can’t figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.

On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can’t seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn’t even like the country her husband wants to run!

Now…On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate ‘Mc’ terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship!!

What on earth are ya lads thinkin’, over in the colonies?!?!?!?!?

#2

“who goes to the wrong church”

Perpetuating the false Muslim affiliation again?

“married to a good looking younger woman” younger…than him good looking…I must not be old enough.

“who owns a beer distributorship” She doesn’t let him have her money…probably doesn’t give him any beer either.

As for the Clintons…old news.
Ralph

#3
Ralph Berg said:
"who goes to the wrong church"

Perpetuating the false Muslim affiliation again?
Ralph


Could be a double entendre but mostly pointing to the Rev. Wright controversy (at least I hope). Oh course, this is probably just a made up email like many others that get circulated. If it is real, like the Irish have the right to point the finger at anyone when it comes to politics. Oy vey!

-Brian

#4

Hmmmmmm … has anyone noticed that Steve has some really weird connections that send some really weird mail at regular intervals? Can you imagine if those “nuggets” are just being FWDed and CCed?

Yeah what I want to know is where the two or three monkeys (some menage a trois!) with the football came from!

#5

Isnt the whole “Belongs to the wrong church” 90% of the reason that the world is screwed up to being with? “My church is better than yours”. Grow up people, thats 5th grade recess talk!

#6
Bob McCown said:
Isnt the whole "Belongs to the wrong church" 90% of the reason that the world is screwed up to being with? "My church is better than yours". Grow up people, thats 5th grade recess talk!
Isn't that the truth. Can I get a big Amen :lol: Ralph
#7
Ralph Berg said:
Isn't that the truth. Can I get a big Amen :lol: Ralph
Errrrrrrrr hmmmmmm .......
#8
Hans-Joerg Mueller said:
Ralph Berg said:
Isn't that the truth. Can I get a big Amen :lol: Ralph
Errrrrrrrr hmmmmmm .......
HJ, I'm afraid I'll need this interpreted. Some of us don't learn as quickly as others. Ralph
#9

(http://cas.bellarmine.edu/tietjen/Ec&Ev_Distance_learning/fighting.jpg)

“Is this a private fight or can anyone join in?” Old Irish Proverb

#10
Ralph Berg said:
Hans-Joerg Mueller said:
Ralph Berg said:
Isn't that the truth. Can I get a big Amen :lol: Ralph
Errrrrrrrr hmmmmmm .......
HJ, I'm afraid I'll need this interpreted. Some of us don't learn as quickly as others. Ralph
It's an atheist's non-conclusive "Amen". :P :P :P
#11

HJ,
There is a politician hidden very deep inside you…either that or a used car salesman :lol:
Ralph

#12

Certainly not a politician.
HJ tells the truth.

#13
TonyWalsham said:
Certainly not a politician. HJ tells the truth.
I certainly didn't mean to imply that he didn't. It was meant in reference to his "gift of gab". Which is a good thing. Ralph
#14

Considering HJ is of Swiss German lineage, his command of our native tongue is way ahead of most of us who were brought up on the language.

#15

All I gots to do is lay them out and watch the usual suspects cycle on station! :lol:

C’mon guys, its a joke! Where’s yer sense of humor? Been out in the sun too long?

#16
Steve Featherkile said:
All I gots to do is lay them out and watch the usual suspects cycle on station! :lol:

C’mon guys, its a joke! Where’s yer sense of humor? Been out in the sun too long?


“married to a good looking younger woman” younger…than him good looking…I must not be old enough.

“who owns a beer distributorship” She doesn’t let him have her money…probably doesn’t give him any beer either

There it is.
Ralph

#17

Where?

Oh, I see, poking fun at the man’s lady.

Classy.

#18
Ralph Berg said:
Bob McCown said:
Isnt the whole "Belongs to the wrong church" 90% of the reason that the world is screwed up to being with? "My church is better than yours". Grow up people, thats 5th grade recess talk!
Isn't that the truth. Can I get a big Amen :lol: Ralph
Hey, I thought this was pretty funny too. Ralph
#19
Steve Featherkile said:
Where?

Oh, I see, poking fun at the man’s lady.

Classy.


“On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can’t seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn’t even like the country her husband wants to run!”

I think it was in keeping with the level of class exhibited in the original post.
Ralph

#20

Thot you might think that, but you are wrong. The four you just mentioned are players, and therefore fair game, where the other is a lady.