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#1

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”

I found that on www.togetherweserved,com

Don’t say it, I already thought of it. :smiley:

#2

On one website that joke was voted funniest of 2005.

#3

Now, re-read the last line of my post. I asked you not to say it, but you had to, anyway, didn’t you?

#4
Steve Featherkile said:
Now, re-read the last line of my post. I asked you not to say it, but you had to, anyway, didn't you? Anything to score cheap points.
Ohhhhh, THATS what you ment.....completely missed that, but like I keep telling my wife, Hey I'm a guy! we DONT get hints, if you want something, TELL us, dont hint, leave clues or hope we get it, cause 9 out of 10 times , we wont ;)

Just to show I’m a nice guy who doesnt take my politics as jihad religion, I’ll modify my last post.

#5

Vic… let’s agree that it is a good story, and probably true on several levels…