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The patient refused autopsy.
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The patient has no previous history of suicides.
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Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
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Note: Patient here - recovering from forehead cut. Patient became very angry when given an enema by mistake.
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Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
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On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
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The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
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The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
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Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
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Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
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Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
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She is numb from her toes down.
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While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
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The skin was moist and dry.
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Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
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Patient was alert and unresponsive.
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Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
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She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
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I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
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Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
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The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
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Skin: somewhat pale but present
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Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities
I think some of those are mine! :lol: