Understand women ??? Surely you jest! 
Interesting how MOST of those 9 can be translated into the single sentence “You’re sleeping on the couch tonight, Buddy!”
Yours is an easier read than my guide…
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Mik said:To show you how much I understand women.........I sleep on the couch every nite...............;)
Interesting how MOST of those 9 can be translated into the single sentence "You're sleeping on the couch tonight, Buddy!"
“Yes” usually means no, but sometimes maybe.
“Maybe” really means no.
“It’s up to you” really means no.
“I don’t care” really means no.
“You do what you want” really means you better do as she said.
Ralph
Then there is the usually fatal “We have to talk”…