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A fairy (scary) tale...to help you sleep tonight

A fairy (scary) tale…to help you sleep tonight…:slight_smile: Once upon a time…or is that, Along time ago in a Galaxy far far away… …anyway… Their once was a family of Princes who made very special but expensive toys that were unique in the world, but they were so unique and expensive that they could only be purchased by the deep pocket loyal fans of their kingdom, But this was OK as they were the only ones making the special toys, so all was well and they could make whatever they felt like making knowing their loyal fans would gobble up whatever they tossed their way. Then one day across a dark ocean, upstarts and imposers in Far Far Away began producing toys that while not as good as the Princes toys were much cheaper and could be afforded by far more people than just the Princes deep pocket loyal fans. “Huff” said the Princes, “mere imposters! pay them no heed” they cried and continued to produce their beautiful but expensive toys. However as time marched on, the upstarts across the sea began making toys that were as good in quality as the Princes, and far worse began offering a broader range of toys, all at prices less than the Princes toys. Sales began to drop. "Pay no heed to those imposers! The people will come to their senses and will return to our superior toys. But that didn’t happen, and worse the upstarts continued to produce an even wider range of toys. Even their loyal fans began to grumble, “Hey we would like those as well, why cant you make toys like that for us?”. “How dare you question what we decide to offer you” scoffed the Princes. Then some of the loyal fans began secretly purchasing the upstart products, then some began openly buying the upstarts products and telling others that they were OK. Sales dropped more… “Infidels!” “Betrayers!” “They shall be shunned as unworthy!” decried the Princes, and the Princes retreated behind their castle walls deciding to all but ignore the impact of the upstarts from across the dark sea. After several years it was obvious even to the Princes that the upstarts, and their wide range of selection and low prices have eroded their market to share to a paltry level of what is was when they were the sole producer of their toys. Now there were several players all offering toys in direct competition with them, sales had fallen for years, and the debts began mounting, so the Princes decided to open an independent shop in Far Far Away that would compete directly with the upstarts on their own turf. Loyal Retainers were selected and the venture was launched. After a couple years it was apparent that even though the Loyal Retainers could see which way the market was going and how to see a way to regain market share, their pleas to the Princes fell apon deaf ears, the Princes simply could not concieve of the changes being asked, “Compete directly with those, those Upstarts! How demeaning to our reknown history” But the Retainers proposed an alternative, “Let us produce, and market the new toys here in Far Far Away, and you can continue with selling the old line of toys there”. The Princes agreed, and sales of the new toy line took off! However soon after, the Princes found that their debts had climbed so high that those dreaded devils, the Money Changers, began grumbling about payment! “Oh no! What to do? After so many years of falling sales the treasury was almost empty, what to do? The evil Money Changers will take the keys to the kingdom and leave us with nothing!” Their Retainers had a plan, “Give it all to us, now, before the Money Changer can act! That way, we’ll hold onto all the actual product, and if the Money Changer sue, all they will get is an empty shell and then you can eventually join us, here in Far Far Away” “Brilliant” the Princes cried, and gave them all the keys to the kingdom, which was very good, because the next day the Money Changers showed up and demanded their pound of flesh, the Princes cried for mercy before the Grand Inquisitor, who declared that any who could save this company should step forward and would be heard and a decision as to new ownership would be decided. Enter two Dukes from other realms, one Duke wanted to restart the company, the other Duke wanted to take the toys to his realm and sell off all the employees and the factory. The Grand Inquisitor decided to let the first Duke try, after the first Duke reassuring the Inquisitor that he had the backing of several friends to help restart the company. But once he got inside the factory he found that not only were all the toys gone, but the keys to the kingdom needed to restart production were also missing, His friends got spooked and left town, leaving him to face the Inquisitor, "I have nothing to make the toys with, and with my friends gone, nothing to pay with " “Now shall I have to re-decide?” said the Inquisitor. The second Duke was waiting for the prize, when another bidder came into the castle, a fair Baron who promised not only to be able to repay the debts but that he also had access to the keys to the kingdom to restart production! How could this be? Aha! behind the Fair Baron stood the Princes Loyal Retainers from Far Far Away, and with them they held the keys to the kingdom! But the second Duke didn’t like the smell of all this and looked to a associate who held a debt against the Princes to demand payment in full knowing that the Duke couldn’t pay it with the assets on hand. The Inquisitor weighs the issues with a heavy mind…Who to choose?..Who to choose?.. Now kiddies, sleep tight…dont let the bed-dragons bite… Better go put on my asbesto armor and grab my magic sword… :wink:

Vic,

I like it! :lol: :lol:

10 years ago I wrote a fairy tale in installlments to get rid of some trolls in a Newsgroup. Fairy tales lends themselves very nicely!

With your permission I’ll translate it into German and post it on a forum; a good chuckle deserves to be shared! :wink: :smiley: :wink:

Victor Smith said:
A fairy (scary) tale…to help you sleep tonight…:slight_smile: Once upon a time…or is that, Along time ago in a Galaxy far far away… …anyway… Their once was a family of Princes who made very special but expensive toys that were unique in the world, … Their Retainers had a plan, “Give it all to us, now, before the Money Changer can act! That way, we’ll hold onto all the actual product, and if the Money Changer sue, all they will get is an empty shell and then you can eventually join us, here in Far Far Away”…found that not only were all the toys gone, but the keys to the kingdom needed to restart production were also missing, His friends got spooked and left town, leaving him to face the Inquisitor, "I have nothing to make the toys with, and with my friends gone, nothing to pay with " … behind the Fair Baron stood the Princes Loyal Retainers from Far Far Away, and with them they held the keys to the kingdom! But the second Duke didn’t like the smell of all this and looked to a associate who held a debt against the Princes to demand payment in full knowing that the Duke couldn’t pay it with the assets on hand. The Inquisitor weighs the issues with a heavy mind…Who to choose?..Who to choose?.. Now kiddies, sleep tight…dont let the bed-dragons bite… Better go put on my asbesto armor and grab my magic sword… :wink:

Well done…but don’t know what compensation the Far-Far folks might have given to the Princes to keep the transfer from being an immediate or at least threatened lawsuit by the MoneyChangers later??? Any ideas??? Mark

It wouldn’t take much to rewrite your tale to cover the European camera industry. Has anyone bought a European power tool lately? It’s an oft repeated phenomenon.

Since the Frogs jammed the EU down our throats (hmmm…Frog Prince?) I try to buy NOTHING out of the EU.

Let’s see.
Citroen? Nah.
Re: No? Not here.
Porsche? VW? Mercedes Buns? Bad Motor Works? AirBus? French wine with Anti-Freeze?

Nope.

Good thing I don’t need any of that crap.

Seems some bean-counters once thought a Kraus-Maffei would be “the answer”. Yeah, to keep scrap dealers busy.

Ever used a Siemens Phone?

Curmudgeon said:
Since the Frogs jammed the EU down our throats (hmmm.....Frog Prince?) I try to buy NOTHING out of the EU.

Let’s see.
Citroen? Nah.
Re: No? Not here.
Porsche? VW? Mercedes Buns? Bad Motor Works? AirBus? French wine with Anti-Freeze?

Nope.

Good thing I don’t need any of that crap.

Seems some bean-counters once thought a Kraus-Maffei would be “the answer”. Yeah, to keep scrap dealers busy.

Ever used a Siemens Phone?


Did anyone ever tell you that you look like that German guy in “The Boat”?

While COB of the Rusty Russkie (Foxtrot Project 641 B-39), every time I found something else Sherman had whacked and sold for scrap when he had the boat in Canada, I went off just like that.
They even posted pictures of the Engineer off Das Boot in the newsletter…

Victor Smith said:
so the Princes decided to open an independent shop in Far Far Away that would compete directly with the upstarts on their own turf.
Ahh! The Court Jester failed to relate that it was the King that wanted to move to Far Far Away. The Banished Prince Pretender whispered in the ear of the Court Jester not to mention the King because he still loves the King, as do all the Real Red Coated Knaves. But the Scarecrow Men of the Banished Prince Pretender still mindlessly chant Hear! Hear!

Vic, that makes the most sense of anything I have read thus far…I can now say I truly understand exactaly what is going on with LBB (oA)…thanks for spelling it out for me!

Bravo!

cale

Jack, I realize that its an oversimlpified narration, its based on only what I have been able to track down online and does NOT include information from “insiders” or “reliable sources” or others who are closer to the situation than me, its mearly my attempt to condense all this into an easy to understand narration…

PS Court Jester? actually the Jester was often one of the Kings most valued members of the court who could speak directly to the King’s ear without going thru the filter of his advisors, and he spoke in a manner that while often humorous or mocking, was always based on discerning the truth from the spin for the King’s benifit… :wink:

Jack Barton said:
Victor Smith said:
so the Princes decided to open an independent shop in Far Far Away that would compete directly with the upstarts on their own turf.
Ahh! The Court Jester failed to relate that it was the King that wanted to move to Far Far Away. The Banished Prince Pretender whispered in the ear of the Court Jester not to mention the King because he still loves the King, as do all the Real Red Coated Knaves. But the Scarecrow Men of the Banished Prince Pretender still mindlessly chant Hear! Hear!
Jack, :lol: :lol:

Somehow your fairy tales about roof detail on quasi (pretend) RhB coaches from LGB read a lot better.

If you look on DejaNews for fairy tales you’ll come across one of mine - ooops I mentioned that already - that had some people gnash their teeth and a particular group of Newsgroup participants in stitches from laughing.

Sounds a lot like this instance here from Vic. Hear, hear! :lol: :lol:

PS @ VIC; hey, no explanation necessary! Apparently this fairy tale is as hard to understand as Wendell’s questions. Sure wonder why?!? :lol:

Hans-Joerg Mueller said:
Somehow your fairy tales about roof detail on quasi (pretend) RhB coaches from LGB read a lot better.
I don't recall the article, but you should get your tales straight. You have claimed in the past never to have read one of my articles?
Jack Barton said:
Hans-Joerg Mueller said:
Somehow your fairy tales about roof detail on quasi (pretend) RhB coaches from LGB read a lot better.
I don't recall the article, but you should get your tales straight. You have claimed in the past never to have read one of my articles?
He didn't say he did. He said the newsgroups ROFLMAO over it.

Remember, when you get to the local level, spin doesn’t work as well.

Jack Barton said:
Hans-Joerg Mueller said:
Somehow your fairy tales about roof detail on quasi (pretend) RhB coaches from LGB read a lot better.
I don't recall the article, but you should get your tales straight. You have claimed in the past never to have read one of my articles?
Jack,

Ahhhhhhhh remember I’m a BTOC member got there by being a LGBMRRC member :wink: :)!?! What I have claimed in the past (and still do): I don’t subscribe to the Depesche/Telegram, that’s a b-i-g difference! Of course every new member of the former LGBMRRC got a complimentary one year subscription to the Telegram, that’s how I got to read your contributions. :wink: Sorry I didn’t really pay for it.

BTW I also clearly remember how the transition from the LGBMRRC to the BTOC went and who the main actors in that Saga were!