Hi all, 
The Globe&Mail (sometimes aka Glib&Pale) has a new feature called “Verbatim”:
One of today’s gems:
G&M said:
[i] Ignorance is longevity[/i]“The less you know, the longer you live. People who know too much always come to a nasty end. Better to stay stupid and not wonder too much about anything.” Grigoryi Nestor, a 116 year old Ukrainian goatherd.
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Sheesh, too bad I didn’t know that when I was two and started asking all those damn questions: “But why Mom?” “How does that work, Dad” " Why is it dark at night?" etc. etc. etc. etc. etc…
And equally poignant
G&M said:
[i]Life is short.Get a divorce.[/i]A Chicago lawyer’s billboard. It was taken down this week after other area lawyers objected.
Hmmmmmmmm … were these conscientious objectors or guys who couldn’t stomach the competition? Crumb … here I am asking more questions. Darn!
:lol:
