David Russell said:
I would prefer if you kept my family photo’s off the internet!
You’re a rooster, boy…not a squirrel… “Boy’s as sharp as a bowling ball.” “Boy’s like a dead horse – got no get-up-and-go…” “This is gonna cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show!” “Kid don’t stop talking so much he’ll get his tongue sun burned.” “Did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared ‘em! That Rhode Island Red turned white, then blue. Rhode Island, red white and blue! That’s a joke, son, a flag-waver! You’re built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin’ ‘em and you keep missin’ 'em! Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball! Eye. Ball. Eyeball! I almost had a gag, son–a joke, that is!” A Rooster! NOT a squirrel. A Rooster.
(http://www.wizardofdraws.com/images/roostercigar.gif)
(http://lancemannion.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/rooster_04.jpg)
“You’ve gotta be a magician to keep a kid’s attention 'more than two minutes nowadays.” “That boy’s so dumb, he thinks a Mexican border pays rent!” “Okay, I’ll shut up. Some fellas have to keep their tongues flappin’ but not me. I was brought up right. My pa used to tell me to shut up and I’d shut up. I wouldn’t say nothin’. One time darn near starved to death. WOULDN’T TELL HIM I WAS HUNGRY!!”
