David Maynard said:
…when he turned around I flipped him the bird. So I guess that means I get to burn in hell. (https://largescalecentral.com/externals/tinymce/plugins/emoticons/img/smiley-frown.gif)
I spoke to the Vatican, to the Holy Father himself, who stole my middle name, and apparently you will spend an extra few days in Purgatory. Had you flipped the priest off to his face, that would have brought a tougher judgement.