Warren Mumpower said:She be a black widow.
Pray for her husband. He needs all the help he can get....:(
As a matter of exacting a measure of repentance…I popped in to eht office over two days this weekend when the Cleaning Freak was working by herself…both times I left with a near full pack of smokes…MWUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
The only answer is to hide the coffee pot in y our locking drawer. Leave the chlorine damaged one as a Judas Goat. You might consider knocking over her trash can when you walk by… 
Ooops, sorry.
Could be worse, Bart… Picture the following scenario:
You come home at the end of a long day, looking forward to nothing more than putting a loco out on the rails with a tall cold one in your hand.
But something’s not right…
Then you hear it…
“Honey, I thought your trains looked dirty, so I cleaned them for you!”
Later,
K
Or this…
I had a Ship’s Company Inspection the next morning, so I set out my uniform in full rig, so that all I would have to do was get dressed in the morning and be ready…
As I was putting on my blouse, I noticed that something was amiss, the ribbons had been rearranged.
I asked my lovely bride if she knew anything about it, and she said, “Why yes, I know how important this is to you, so I color coordinated your ribbons, so you would be the best looking Chief there.”
I allowed her to live…
…grinning…
Bart Salmons said:
As a matter of exacting a measure of repentance…I popped in to eht office over two days this weekend when the Cleaning Freak was working by herself…both times I left with a near full pack of smokes…MWUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Bart,
Were the smokes laced with an extra substance?? Not yet? That may be the next step.
Nope…just that she was stranded without them for 7 plus hours each day…Call it a “denial of Service” attack…
Bart Salmons said:You cad, you are evil. That is what i like about you. :D
Nope....just that she was stranded without them for 7 plus hours each day.........Call it a "denial of Service" attack.....
Her karma came home to roost. LOL
An old friend of mine; came home one afternoon to find that his wife had put all his brass locomotives into a “Bath” to get them shining again…he is not married to her any longer…!!!
Fred Mills said:
An old friend of mine; came home one afternoon to find that his wife had put all his brass locomotives into a “Bath” to get them shining again…he is not married to her any longer…!!!
Fred, And how are his locomotives? Still shiny??
Fred Mills said:And when is he eligible for parole?
An old friend of mine; came home one afternoon to find that his wife had put all his brass locomotives into a "Bath" to get them shining again......he is not married to her any longer....!!!