Dad wasn’t quite so lucky. He wound up with a few stitches in his leg. Fortunately it wasn’t serious.
Did you guys hear of the Darwin award…2005 I believe…where the alcoholic could no longer drink hard liquor. So he decided to take his alcohol rectally… They didn’t even need to embalm him. He passed on with an alcohol blood level at .45 
Victor Smith said:"Watch this" -- probably the most frequent "last words" of Darwin Award winners.
...said "watch this" and swung the roaring chainsaw in a circle.... decapitaing himself.
Warren Mumpower said:
Dad wasn't quite so lucky. He wound up with a few stitches in his leg. Fortunately it wasn't serious.Did you guys hear of the Darwin award…2005 I believe…where the alcoholic could no longer drink hard liquor. So he decided to take his alcohol rectally… They didn’t even need to embalm him. He passed on with an alcohol blood level at .45