Man the oars! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
. . . . Tom, put that down! 
The Southern Pacific announces new daily freight service to Atlantisā¦
Later,
K
orā¦
After this last ill-fated experiment, the Southern Pacific abandoned its plans to keep its fleet of locomotives clean.
K
Itās related to this one:
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āStop pumping already!ā
When they stop, should be easy to find air leaks!!
Richard Smith said:Richard, Richard, the cigar lamp is never "lit." It is "lighted!"
Steam tug "Northern Pacific" pulls its string of barges to a rendezvous with the Colorado Consolidated's Friday rain or shine operating session. Now hear this...now hear this..."the cigar lamp is lit"!
Landlubbers, sheesh!
Steve Featherkile said:Richard Smith said:Richard, Richard, the cigar lamp is never "lit." It is "lighted!"
Steam tug "Northern Pacific" pulls its string of barges to a rendezvous with the Colorado Consolidated's Friday rain or shine operating session. Now hear this...now hear this..."the cigar lamp is lit"!Landlubbers, sheesh!
Well okay thenā¦The cigar lamp lighter is lit !
Seeā¦? Never fool with an old fool! hehe! Landlubber indeed.
Steve Featherkile said:
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Just a normal day in the Pacific North West I know that you wits, and even you half-wits, can come up with something better than that!
Who forgot to jiggle the handle? Hey do we take the starboard or port side switch? All aheadā¦ Anchors Aweigh, hoist the mainsail, stow theā¦
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Damn the torpedoesā¦full speed ahead!!
Looks like a government answer to a perceived tugboat shortage.
āDid someone say weāre all wet?ā
āWhat do you mean weāve run out of water?ā
Whereās Moses when we need him!
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āI donāt mind that new guy washing the equipment but I wish heād go a mite easier on the rinse.ā
Skipper, contact on the port bow, oh wait, thatās the starboard stern, oh heck, heās over that-a-way!
ā¦āTry that with your bloody Dismalsā¦!!!ā
hehehehe!
Wasnāt this photo supposed to go in the āRemember Iāve said we run in all weatherā thread?
Ray just tied for first place in my vote count!
Thatās the last time the wife drives MY train!
(But I really like Tomās, too!)