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Massive Tornado Nearly Destroys Outhouse

A local man narrowly missed disaster today when a large tornado ripped away part of his outhouse while he was inside.

“Sounded like a freight train going by,” he told reporters. “Scared the **** out of me. Fortunately, I didn’t have to change my pants since they were already down when the tornado hit.”

Actually folks, this is just a sneak peek at my latest project which is nearing completion. Hope to have it documented and posted this coming week.

Bob

Oh cool, an operating privy with sound. Just what every layout needs.

Thanks a lot for the “sneak peak”. Just what I needed to see at lunch time… (http://www.largescalecentral.com/externals/tinymce/plugins/emoticons/img/smiley-foot-in-mouth.gif)

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Is there an ITT sound board for that?

Bob, your project is coming along very nicely!

Cliff

PS: How wonderful will it be, when your time-warping scale-changing space-folding poo-fired system is fully functional! And how fun it would be to sit in the captain’s seat, adding the requisite antimatter to achieve lift-off!! Now, I don’t expect the engine room crew down below to be always cheerful, but perhaps they’ll make the most of their fellowship and mission, and look at the bright side of things.

:wink:

Tom Ruby said:

Is there an ITT sound board for that?

Tom,

Yes, I did use an ITT board. Full article, schematic, and parts list is at http://largescalecentral.com/forums/topic/26781/lsc-traveling-outhouse-award

Bob

Tornado’s can be like wives. They moan and whine when they are coming and they usually take the entire house and it’s contents when they leave.

You sound a bit bitter there Rooster.