And lo, The King did bid a message be carried throughout his land.
"I, King Bob, Sovereign over all these Lands, do hereby proclaim the following:
That I have no interest in the LGB threads.
That I do not read the LGB threads.
That I will not react to your emails about the LGB threads.
That I won’t mediate an argument between you and anyone else in the LGB threads.
That you all can take a deep breath, back up, and realize we’re talking about toy trains."
And The King, by his Signature and Seal, did make this law throughout his Lands, under Pain of Death.